old push-button phone keypad: every letter sits under a digit. V lives on 8, L on 5, A on 2, D on 3. dial 8-5-2-3 and you've spelled V-L-A-D.

this whole site is a rotary-phone desktop: draggable windows, snapshots taped to the corners, and a curve that answers when you call it.

myvlady.exe has entered the chat. a retro Robin Hood chain experiment starring $MYVLADY — equal parts folk-hero cosplay and Vlad Tenev fan fiction, running on the same Win95/Milady-grade internet relic energy as the originals. the myth is borrowed wholesale: $MYVLADY takes size off the whales sitting fat on the curve and routes it back down to the smallest wallets still holding. "commission-free" was always half the joke — $MYVLADY just finishes the sentence.

supply approaches a fixed asymptote. minting expands supply along the curve; burning contracts it against the inverse side of the same system. nothing routed off to the side — what's in the mint/burn panel is the whole mechanism. once the contract is live this reads real reserves instead of mock points.

contract not live yet on the Robin Hood chain · max mint 5 eth per transaction (placeholder limit — set for real once deployed)